There were people I spoke to today who actually said that this election could not get any grosser,  I blame this story on them.

Introducing Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden Tuesday night, pop singer Madonna offered to trade fellatio for Hillary Clinton votes :

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob,” Madonna told a packed crowd at New York City’s Madison Square Garden on Tuesday, first reported by The Hill.“And I’m good,” boasted the 58-year-old Queen of Pop, during her opening act for comedian Amy Schumer.“I am not a douche, and I am not a tool. I take my time,I maintain eye contact, and I do swallow.”


To quote Conrad Birdie from the Musical “Bye Bye Birdie”

Uh-uh. Man, I hope I never get that tense.

Granted I am a Donald Trump Supporter but I wouldn’t succumb to that offer even if I could borrow someone else’s manhood.

Funny how Donald Trump’s eleven-year-old “locker room”  makes him a bad guy, but it’s okay for one of Hillary Clinton’s supporters to offer sexual favors for votes.