WARNING GRAPHIC LANGUAGE: Patti Harrison
What is it with liberal women offering to trade oral sex for politics. During the 2016 election pop singer, Madonna offered to trade fellatio for Hillary Clinton votes. During the initial Covington Catholic High School controversy, Saturday Night Live writer Sarah Beattie tweeted, offering oral sex to anyone who punched high school, Nick Sandmann, in the face. Now Patti Harrison, transgender actress, writer, and “comedian” took to Twitter to offer oral sex to anyone who votes for socialist Bernie Sanders. IMHO that’s just one more reason not to vote for Bernie Or the Elvis-like character, Conrad Birdie says in the musical Bye, Bye, Birdie, “Uh-uh. Man, I hope I never get that tense.”
“If you vote for Bernie, I will personally suck u if u ask & I have the time!” she tweeted to her 104,000 followers.
If you vote for Bernie I will personally suck u if u ask & I have the time!
— Patti Harrison (@Party_Harderson) January 10, 2020
The response to her tweet was pretty much what you’d expect, with one person echoing the sentiments of many others:
Thats a great reaaon to vote Trump.
— Saliba (@IAmSaliba) January 11, 2020
— Mike Davis (@Minizorg) January 12, 2020
Agreeing with my sentiments BamaPerry wrote:
It didn’t work for Madonna in 2016, either. ?
— Perry-EpsteinNoKillSelf (@BAMAPERRY) January 11, 2020
I’ll pass pic.twitter.com/FPQKQ00PLo
— Ralph Ades (@RalphAdes2) January 10, 2020
And Rooster too
Madonna already tried this one
— Rooster (@Liberty0rdeath7) January 11, 2020
Here’s an interesting question:
Does that include Bernie when he votes for himself?
— AnnaB (@AnnaBeaming) January 11, 2020
Gee, did she post a rule book?
You will be looked at as your everyday run of the mill Democrat.
— Marissa (@MarissaBullins) January 11, 2020
Eww, a thought more horrible than my initial one.
Great! Just what I’ve always wanted, Genital Herpes, something I’ve been careful to avoid for an entire lifetime now. No thanks sweetie, I’ll vote for Donald J. and not subject my special purpose to painful blisters.
— Militant Zionist Demon, Per Some Wise Blue Check! (@JohnWiseman17) January 10, 2020
I supposed that’s what they mean by “feel the bern.”
I thought comedians were supposed to be funny.
— Anita McAllister (@BldingHeartCons) January 11, 2020
Amazing who they'll give a blue check to.
— Bill (@Bb37Defnot) January 10, 2020
Ain’t that the truth.
Madonna’s 2016 offer was more graphic and made on video.
“If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob,” Madonna told a packed crowd at New York City’s Madison Square Garden l.“And I’m good,” boasted the 58-year-old Queen of Pop, during her opening act for comedian Amy Schumer.“I am not a douche, and I am not a tool. I take my time, I maintain eye contact, and I do swallow.”
Sarah Beattie’s offer was more straightforward, “I will blow whoever manages to punch that MAGA kid in the face,” she tweeted.
In the end, these liberal offers make me thankful for two things. First that I raised my daughter to be a conservative. And second that I didn’t see any of these offers on a full stomach.
Patti Harrison’s offer, as well as those of Madonna and Beattie, proves that liberalism is a mental disorder. Now, if you excuse me just at the thought of these offers, I need to go take a shower and scrub myself with steel wool.