Good news for lesbians in America, Hillary Clinton will not be trying to pick you up, In an interview with Howard Stern, former first lady, secretary of state, and two-time presidential loser, Hillary Clinton she said, “contrary to what you may hear,” she is not a lesbian.

“Well, contrary to what you may hear, I actually like men.”

Just as lesbians breathed a sigh of relief, heterosexual men got the creeps.

Howard Stern being Howard Stern asked the 2016 loser to raise her right hand and swear that she “never had a lesbian affair.”

Clinton answered, “Never, never, never. Never even been tempted, thank you very much.”

To be honest, I never believed the lesbian rumors because if the last few years have proven anything, it’s that the one and only thing Hillary Clinton is sexually attracted to is moving into the Oval Office.

Her sexuality statement came after explaining that she “dated a lot of different people,” she “was pretty popular” and. “Boys were not my problem,” Clinton added.

She described the man she had broken up with when she started dating, “He was so handsome, really handsome. He looked like a Greek god. He was very attractive”  She didn’t explain whether by “Greek god” she meant he was stiff like a statue or he was always stoned. But she did say “He was a good guy,”

And he’s dead now, she even went to his funeral.  It makes one wonder if he committed suicide like some other Clinton acquaintances. To be honest thinking about Hillary Clinton’s dating life makes me consider suicide.

You can listen to this segment of the Stern/Clinton interview on the player below:


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She described the man she had broken up with when she started dating, “He was so handsome, really handsome. He looked like a Greek god. He was very attractive”  She didn’t explain whether by “Greek god” she meant he was stiff like a statue or he was always stoned. But she did say “He was a good guy,”   And he’s dead now, she even went to his funeral.  It makes one wonder if he committed suicide like some other Clinton acquaintances.