The Official Stupid Things People Blame On Global Warming List

“The Official Lid List Of Stupid Things Blamed on Climate Change:”

  1. Arab Spring
  2. Incredible shrinking sheep,
  3. Destruction of Afghan poppies 
  4. Invasion of jellyfish in the Mediterranean
  5. A surge in fatal shark attacks
  6. Boy Scout tornado deaths
  7. Severe acne
  8. Global conflict,
  9. Beer tasting bad
  10. Better Beer
  11. The Suicide of Farmers in Australia
  12. End of the American Dream
  13. Bigger tuna fish,
  14. Fish shrinkage
  15. Longer days,
  16. Shorter days,
  17. The collapse of gingerbread houses in Sweden,
  18. Cow infertility,
  19. UFO sightings in the UK,
  20. Shortage of Hookers in the UK
  21. A rise in insurance premiums
  22. Heroin addiction
  23. Bear attacks in Japan 
  24. Frigid Cold Winters in Great Britain
  25. Cancer
  26. Death from heart disease, diabetes, stroke, respiratory disease, and even accidents,
  27. Homicide, suicide
  28. Coffee from Uganda
  29. Doggie Depression
  30. Waterborne disease outbreaks
  31. Bad relations with Russia 
  32. A Decline in Circumcision in Africa
  33. Heavier, wetter snowstorms are treacherous for travel and ambulation, 
  34. Lyme disease, swarms of allergy-inducing, stinging insects, along with mosquitoes and devastating pine bark beetle infestations, and the spread of forest and crop pests  
  35. Tigers eating people 
  36. Fewer geese
  37. 40,000 dead crabs
  38. Shorter, higher-pitched frog mating calls in the Middle East.
  39. Screwed-up love-making,
  40. The Japaneseearthquake-tsunami
  41. A horrible rash of tornadoes in the southeast United States,
  42. Extended  severe allergy seasons, Lyme disease, malaria or dengue fever, trauma, depression, high blood pressure, and heart disease,
  43. Eye Disorders.
  44. An Increased threat of wars, violence, and military action against the UK 
  45. Migration of possibly rabid Vampire bats from Mexico, 
  46. Extreme weather, disappearing islands, and less productive workdays
  47. Giant Snakes
  48. Armed robbery, prostitution, and drug abuse in Ghana will make you go nuts,
  49. The rise of the terrorist group Boko Haram 
  50. Caused the Seychelles snail to go extinct (it’s alive and well)
  51. Rock Snot
  52. Increase anxiety, fear, and depression
  53. Expensive Olives
  54. Cannibals 
  55. No more red-haired people. Women will become pear-shaped, incontinent, impotent bald guys with extra hair growing from their toes 
  56. Global Cooling
  57. The sinking of the Titanic 
  58. Illegal Immigration  
  59. Prostitution
  60. ISIS 
  61. Walrus “Convention” 
  62. Shrinking Goats
  63. Diabetes
  64. Brexit
  65. It will make us crazy
  66. Global Stilling
  67. Intensify Violence Against Women

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