When I was a kid, the only time I was allowed to say “bad words” was when I was tattling on someone else (usually my older brother or sister), such as “Mommy Paul said F**K.” These days it has become easier to tattle, the bad curse word simply became a letter, the “F” word.
Right after the OJ murder trial, that horrible word nigger became the “N” word, and unless an African American comedian is using it in, it gets bleeped out when someone says it on TV or radio.
More recently we stopped being able to use the noun “bitch” it became the “b” word. It is still proper to use the word as an verb “as in she bitched at me all day,” but it was now a major PC police violation if you said, “That bitch! She bitched at me all day”
There are those who believe this initial protocol is an example of political correctness gone overboard, but I disagree. We have 26 letters in the alphabet– we should have words that go with ALL the letters, perhaps some of the letters should have more than one–but its not politically correct to leave any letter out, it hurts their feeling
To honor a society where some people say the scientific term “black hole” is racist –the below is a proposed list of the words our government should not allow us to say completely aloud. That’s correct–we should be banned from saying the following words aloud:
- “A” Word– As in Huma Abedin, because we all know Hilary is going to throw Weiner’s wife under the bus.
- “B” Word- Bitch, as in that Barbara “don’t call me Ma’am call me Senator” Boxer.
- “C” Word– Cuts, as in Tax Cuts or Budget Cuts. To the progressive Democrats who now run the United States, and the mainstream media who adore them, words such as Tax Cuts are are worse than the “N” or the “F” words.
- “D” Word– Drilling as in looking for domestic oil on US territory–very bad! Drilling creates jobs and personal independence something progressives abhor.
- “E” Word- Earnings- those things that big businesses are no longer allowed to have, because in Obama’s America success is one of the ways the “Haves” oppress the “Have nots.”
- “F” Word- Still the traditional F**K. Some people used it when Barney Frank was called Fa*g**, but I can’t understand what is wrong with calling Congressman Frank a Fat Guy.
- “G” Word- Guns those evil things that are bad for America, especially when owned by a law-abiding citizens.
- “H” Word- Hussein, (you know who’s middle name) as in the Israelis hate me because of my middle name.
- “I” Word- Illegal Immigrants we now prefer Criminally Trespassing Aliens.
- “J” Word-As in Jury, once one declared Zimmerman not Guilty proving there is no Justice for African Americans and there is no protection from white Hispanics.
- “K” Word-As In Karl Rove, the Democrats and some Conservatives believe he is Satan but he can’t be because as every Jets fan knows, Bill Belichick is Satan.
- “L” Word-Libya as in that country where our mission was attacked. But at this time what difference does it now make?
- “M” Word- Marines, Code Pink founder/Barack Obama fundraiser Jodie Evans says they are evil, so did the Late John Murtha.
- “N” Word-Nigger The “traditional” definition.
- “O” Word– Oil–bad Americans you must be weaned off that stuff.
- “P” Word– Protect as in what the Senate Immigration Bill didn’t do with the US Borders.
- “Q” Word- Qur’an a Book that terrorists never read nor have they ever heard of because we aren’t fighting Islamist terrorists.
- “R” Word– Rocky or Rambo. If Sylvester Stallone makes one more Rocky or Rambo movie he should be water boarded
- “S” Word-Socialist. Sure he ran for State Senate on the New Party party line which claims to be Marxist. But the President was just joking about redistribution of income and social justice, he is just trying to be fair.
- “T” Word-Tea Party. Anybody that calls for fiscal responsibility is a racist and is not a good American that’s why organizations which are part of the “T” word were targeted by the IRS
- “U” Word-Under God, a term we aren’t supposed to use in polite circles anymore.
- “V” Word-Vampire. If they make one more vampire movie or TV show, I am going to cut my own veins.
- “W” Word-Word, Sure Nancy Pelosi said it was a her favorite word, but lets not remind people of her dumb choice.
- “X” Word–Xenophobia, Obama says we cant say anything bad about Islamist terrorists
- “Y” Word-as in Yerushalayim, the Hebrew word for Jerusalem. Obama says it isn’t the capital of Israel–God says it is. But Obama won the election and elections have consequences.
- “Z” Word– Zealot. What the progressive/Democrats call any person who has attended a religious service more than once in a particular year (Muslims not included). Most Zealots live in rural America and cling to their “G” words.
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There you have it America, start learning them now, because nobody wants to unite the country more than our President, Barack H*****N Obama. He has promised to bring the country together; and face it there is nothing that will bring the country together more than using the 26 terms above in all 57 states.
Some of you may say, this is totally wrong, the Federal Government should not interfere with communications, they should stay away from what goes into or comes out of our mouths, or It’s a matter of personal freedom.
To them I say, how different is this 26 letter substitution plan than the food labeling provisions of Obamacare, or what Mommy Bloomberg wants to do in NY. If government can tell us what we can’t put into our mouths, like salt or sugared soda, isn’t the next logical step for government to tell us what can (and more importantly what cannot) come out of our mouths?