I have to be honest when I first heard the Muslim Brotherhood Claim that the interim Egyptian President Adli Mansour was Jewish, I was shocked and angry. How the heck did they figure it out? That was one of the world-wide-Jewish-Conspiracy’s closest held secret. Where is the leak?
This comes on top of last week’s news that the Government of Turkey blamed their anti-Islamist protest on the Jews. At least that one wasn’t a leak it was a stupid mistake. The guy we sent in to run the protests Schlomo forgot where he was for a second and tried to organize a Havah Nagilah circle dance (Shlomo will not be allowed out by himself for a while).
Now that the word is leaking out, may It is high time to fess up and tell the world
the truth: We Jews are running the protests in the Arab nations, in fact we run everything— the entire world. And
we’ve been running things for a very long time, manipulating world
events for our own needs.
It’s time to reveal the truth that many famous people throughout history
were actually Jewish — part of the plot to perpetuate the myth and keep
us in charge.
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Martin Luther – yep, a Jew! But that one was pretty obvious. After all,
he is famous for quitting his church to form a new one. Ever ask a
Jew about where he prays? He will tell you about the Synagogue he goes
to –and the one he would never set foot in.
Mohammed? No he wasn’t a Jew but he worked for the Jews a couple of years. We fired him because he kept picking up the phone when we were talking to God thinking the the Lord wanted to talk to him. Finally we said to him, “Mo go take a walk and hit yourself with chains or something.” Who knew he would listen.
Napoleon was a Jew — no wonder he wanted to reconvene the Sanhedrin. The
French Emperor had this nervous habit of playing with the Star of David
hanging on a chain around his neck all the time. The guy would look
ridiculous always sticking his hand in his shirt to play with the Star.
Alexander Graham Bell, another closet Jew, the only reason he invented the telephone was so he could call his mother.
For those of you wondering about the media…yep it’s Jewish controlled.
We have this guy Lenny (a Levite) who lives in Cleveland with his wife
and two kids. Lenny inherited the media-control job from his father,
Mel, who in 1942 was able to convince the New York Times and other
western newspapers to bury coverage of the Holocaust on page 27. That’s
the real reason they downplayed it.
All the mainstream news media in the world report to Lenny. As a news director, he
is the best we’ve had for centuries. It was Lenny who thought up the
idea that most news media should slant their coverage against Israel. He
figured that if reporters give the impression that Jewish blood is
cheap, no one would figure out that we were actually running things. A
few years ago Lenny won a UJA (Underground Jewish Action) award for
coming up with the idea that media should not use the word “terrorist”
whenever a Jew was killed.
Chuck Schumer not a Jew, just a wannabe. He realizes the Jews control the media and he wants free air time. Come on–if he was really Jewish would he support the Anti-Israel policies of Obama or recommend the Anti-Semitic Chuck Hagel for Defense Secretary? He doesn’t know their secret!
For those of you who follow football, last year’s NFL Cinderella
story of the Baltimore Ravens was Lenny’s creation. Lenny’s cousin Abe (on his Mother’s side) owns a pizza joint in Reisterstown near Baltimore.
Lenny owed him a favor, that championship season was great for Abe’s
business, take out was up 300%.
The banks? No one believes that silly thing about Jewish bankers in New
York controlling all the money. Sure, they’re all Jewish, but they come
from the Netherlands, not New York. We run the world’s monetary system
from the EU central office. Our man there is named Harvey Cohn. Harvey
runs a tight ship.
I spoke to Harvey today; he agrees that it’s time to let the cat out of
the bag. But there is one thing he would like to do first. You see, much
of the world’s “anti-Semitism” is part of the plot to perpetuate the
myth that we do not run the world. Heck, Harvey even has Mel Gibson on
the payroll (please don’t tell anyone it’s bad for his image).
There is one country whose leadership isn’t involved in the scam. Great
Britain’s government really does hate the Jews. Harvey says that before
the word gets out, he wants to use his vast financial powers to cancel
every credit card owned by a member of the British government and its
royal family (especially Prince Charles). But you must have know that already. Jews talk about being a doctor or a lawyer. Prince Charles wanted to be a tampon.
One thing that may surprise people is that Barack Obama is actually
Jewish. He converted five years ago (it’s the only way we would let him
run for president). I was honored by being invited to his bris. My wife
made even made a cheesecake. We told him that he had to pick a Jew
like Rahm Emanuel as his first Chief of Staff.
policy was also
Harvey’s brainchild. With his apparent over-the-top hatred of Israel,
no one will believe that he is really Jewish. The anti-Israel
policies–it’s all an act. I have seen Obama and Bibi laugh about their
supposed feud in private. The two guys love each other.
As far as foreign policy goes, it’s been Jewish controlled for a long
time. Even Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel is in on it; he
just acts like he hates Jews to throw people off the trail.
By the way, the Saudis were right; Barbie dolls were created as a
plot to destroy the minds of Muslim children. And about the Protocols of
the Elders of Zion, can you believe that some people still think that’s
One of the most fun projects we have done recently is sending a computer virus to mess up the Iranian nuclear program. It was so much fun when they realized they were a bunch of
tools…Zionist tools. The credit for this idea goes to former Secretary of State
Hillary (her real name is Hadassah) Clinton. Don’t believe me? Why do
you think her daughter married a Jew? BTW if you are thinking the same thing about Donald Trump because his daughter converted and married a Jew..NO! The trumpster is not Jewish nor is he in on any of our “acts.” He really is that politically stupid.
Coming out with the truth may lift a terrible burden from our shoulders.
No more hiding, no more plotting, just going about the business of
ruling the world.
There is, however, a downside. What if people don’t
believe us? What if people were to hate us so much that they start to
think we have little control over world events? What if they were to
think that the Jews are an ancient people who survived only through love
of God and His Torah? What if people were to look at us, not as world
dominators, but as the teachers of how to love God and each other? What
am I saying? No one could believe that!