Unnamed sources report that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has been tied to the funding of Palestinian Terrorist groups. Additionally they have informed me that Senator Reid is behind global warming. These unnamed sources are ones Reid trusts as they are the same people who told Reid that Mitt Romney didn’t pay his taxes for ten years.
Those same sources are the ones who told Reid that the GOP that Republicans are holding up crucial assistance to Ukraine in order to protect the Koch brothers.
Reid tied the billionaires David and Charles Koch, who have bankrolled conservative causes, to GOP demands that language delaying the Internal Revenue Service’s regulation of nonprofit political advocacy groups be added to the Ukraine package.
Reid has been on the warpath against the Koch brothers, with barely a day passing that doesn’t include an attack on them.
“It’s hard for me to comprehend how with a clear conscience they could say, ‘Ukrainians, we probably can’t help you because we’re trying to protect the Koch brothers,’” he said on Thursday. “And not only that, they’re saying to the American people that protecting the Koch brothers is more important than helping our country.”
The disagreement over IMF funding between Democratic and Republican leaders will prevent Congress from passing legislation to assist Ukraine before leaving for a weeklong recess at the end of this week.
The sources did not say why they have switched from giving Harry Reid made up stuff about Republicans to providing false tales about Reid. They only said we should check out the 3 kids Reid killed while in a drunk stupor earlier today.