This may be an indication of the real real virgins that al-Qaeda homicide bombers get from Allah. According to a new report bombers have found a “new place” to hide their weapons, their er posteriors.
Last month when a Saudi Prince was almost killed by a homicide bomber, the “butt bomb” was his method of choice.
Security officials are concerned over a tactic newly employed by al Qaeda. Sheila MacVicar reports suicide bombers are now storing explosives inside their bodies in order to avoid detection.
Suicide bomber Abdullah Asieri, avoided detection by two sets of airport security and palace security by smuggling a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator in his rectum.
Taking a trick from the narcotics trade – which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities – Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.
This was a meticulously planned operation with al Qaeda once again producing something new: this time, the Trojan bomber.
The blast left the prince lightly wounded – a failure as an assassination, but as an exercise in defeating security, it was perfect.
The bomber persuaded the prince he wanted to leave al Qaeda, setting a trap.
Al Qaeda has an animated movie showing the meeting between the bomber and the prince. Asieri says more senior al Qaeda figures want to surrender and convinces the prince to talk to them on a cell phone.
There are about a thousand one-liners going through my head right now. And I will spare you them. But lets just leave it that those arses recruited by Usama Bin Laden may end up as the Butt of many Jokes.