Well, Nancy Pelosi DID say we needed to pass Obamacare to see what’s in it, but who would even suspect this? According to a new scientific study reports that owning a pet may cut the risk of heart disease.  In a new exclusive report by Newsbusted anchor Jodie Miller (see video below) we learn that upon reading the report, HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius has declared pets a health aid and will tax their ownership to help close the Obamacare budget gap.

Other news items covered in the latest installment of Newsbusted the weekly faux news feature from Newsbusters.org (embedded below) include; Nancy Pelosi on the bail out of Obamacare; will NYC allow non-citizens to vote?; the return of the Twinkie; and much, much, more.

Please make sure you watch the video below because something bad always happens to the people who don’t. Last week interim IRS Director Miller forgot to press play and we all know how bad things turned out for him. So if you don’t want to have a crappy week at work, you BETTER press play.

Oh and if you cannot see the video player below please click here