To quote the SCHMOTUS Joe Biden, “This is a Big F***ing Deal! I am talking about the upcoming golf match between Speaker of the House John Boehner and President Obama. According to Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller, there will be a celebrity carrying around their golf bags when the two leaders hit the links in a few weeks. What will be really interesting is the fact that people who play golf on a regular basis enjoy placing friendly wages on the game as it progresses.  I wonder if these two will join in on the tradition during their round.  I can see it now, “If you make this putt John, you can cut another trillion.” or “O.K. Mr. President, if you can hole out from this sand trap, you can bomb Libya for a few more weeks.”

The other exclusives covered in today’s edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org  include the Administration’s plans for Recovery Summer II (Revenge of the Unemployed), who will be taking over for Jack Kevorkian in assisting people to kill themselves, and who’s cucumbers have been poisoned with E Coli Bacteria.

Please don’t let yourself miss this issue of  Newsbusted.  Because should you miss it Anthony Weiner will break into your twitter account and send pictures of his Junk (I don’t mean his privates, I mean his junk, the stuff he has stored in bags in his garage which he  plans to give to charities). Do you really want your family to get pictures of Aunt Millie Weiner’s old used bloomers? Or worse yet, Aunt Millie without the bloomers.

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— Unemployment rises

— House rebukes Obama on Libya

— Dr. Kervorkian dead

— German e coli from cucumbers?

— Blago: I wanted to be Senator to find Bin Laden

— Obama, Boehner to golf together

— ‘Miracle on the Hudson’ pilot to anchor CBS News show

— NJ barber bites off customer’s ear

 
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