Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
Don’t grumble, give a whistle
And this’ll help things turn out for the best…
And……always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life…
-Always look at the bright side of Life From Monty Python’s Spamalot!

As Commander-in-Chief and leader of this country Barack Obama must rally this country and make us feel better about bad situations. One of the ways to do that is, as the song says, to always look at the bright side of life. According to Newsbusted Anchor Jodie Miller, President Obama is even finding the bright side of the world Ebola epidemic (see video below). “At least,” said the POTUS, there will be fewer people in the world to create global warming. 

Other news items covered in the latest installment of Newsbusted the twice- weekly faux news feature from (embedded below) include; Mary Landrieu is considering a move back to the state she represents, Louisiana; Democrats running for office avoiding Obama; Seniors having more plastic surgery; and much, much more.

Please make sure you watch the video below because something bad always happens to the people who don’t. Last week President Obama forgot to press and his former Defense Secretary Leon Panetta threw him under the bus (actually it was worse–it was more like that mid-march day when Brutus,
Cassius an and their gang of wild and crazy Roman Senators decided to
test out the sharpness of their new steak knives on Julius Caesar). So if you don’t want to be stabbed in the back by an associate who believes in telling the truth…you better press play.

Oh and if you cannot see the video player below please click here

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