They sure make things big in Texas.  Eleven days ago, Janet Johnson gave birth to a baby boy weighing 16 pounds, more than double the average weight of a newborn. Baby JaMichael was reportedly the largest child ever born in the Lone Star State. According to an exclusive report by  Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller, health conscious first lady Michelle Obama is not very happy and plans on going to Texas just to work with Ms Johnson and her family.

This is just one of the stories covered in today’s edition of the twice-weekly feature from  Other reports include the other debt ceiling the President of the United States is concerned about, the administrations new survey which asked voters about painful dental work, and the reason behind Nancy Pelosi’s strange announcement that she was too busy to worry about the debt ceiling negotiations.

Please don’t let yourself miss this special episode of Newsbusted. Because if you forget to watch this episode baby JaMichael will come into your bed at night just to use your stomach as a trampoline (that’s gotta hurt).

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