A good business plans ahead. And the mainstream media wants to act like a good business. Next week is the first of the crucial presidential debates and the pressure to get the story out first has driven the media to action. According to a report by Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller, since the “journalist wanna-bees” in the media already know what they are going to say, they have decided “why wait?” and declared Barack Obama the winner of the first 2012 Presidential debate.

Other news items covered in the latest installment of Newsbusted the twice-weekly faux news feature from Newsbusters.org  (embedded below) include: the liberals’ latest attacks on Romney’s taxes, the Muslim backlash against French embassies, Obama’s candid confession about what he CAN change from the inside, and much, much, more.

Please make sure you watch the video below because something bad always happens to the people who don’t. Last week President Obama forgot to press play and and told 60 Minutes that Americans Killed in a terrorist attack were simply bumps in the road. So if you don’t want to say stupid things you better press play.

Oh and if you cannot see the video player below please click here