Who knew Mr. Tinkle down his leg was so territorial. Especially about someone he can’t have. Remember last week when a pizza shop owner gave president Obama a big bear hug? Well according to a report by Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller, Matthews plans to call the over-zealous Obama fan every name in the book on his show tonight. In a staff meeting yesterday he was heard screaming to his staff “Hands off him Pizza Boy–he’s MINE!”
Other news items covered in the latest installment of Newsbusted the twice-weekly faux news feature from Newsbusters.org (embedded below) include: where the Islamists got their anti-American sentiments, the REAL reason Obama ordered all embassy flags to remain at half mast, the briefings SCHMOTUS Biden has been attending on a regular basis and much, much, more.
Please make sure you watch the video below because something bad always happens to the people who don’t. Last week President Obama forgot to press play and his lousy foreign policy was exposed. So of you don’t want your secret exposed you know what to do.
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