Soon members of Congress will be going home for the Christmas Holiday. Each of the members will be observing their own family traditions. For example Nancy Pelosi deflates her lips and hurls darts at pictures of George Bush, Hank Johnson avoids islands as he is afraid they will tip over, Barbara Boxer plans on spending this vacation finally learning how to read. And according to Newsbusted Anchor Jodie Miller (see video below) brand new Speaker of the House Paul Ryan will be teaching the family dog to take over his role of speaker in case he needs a day off. It’s really not that hard, to be a Republican Speaker of the House, Rover only needs to learn one trick—roll over.
Other items included in Newsbusted the weekly faux news feature from Newsbusters.org (embedded below) include; Saturday Night’s Dem. Debate; the Bowe Bergdahl trial; Christmas at Willie Nelson’s; and much, much, more.
Please make sure you watch the video below because something bad always happens to the people who don’t. Last week President Obama forgot to press play and people still don’t believe he is doing all he can in fighting ISIS. So if you don’t to be called feckless, you better press play.
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