There is an old story about a Jewish man who goes to his rabbi to let him know he is converting to Christianity and joining a Neo-Nazi party. Shocked the rabbi says, “But Bernie, you are such an observant Jew, you keep kosher, go to Synagogue and pray 3x every day, you are our number one Torah reader. what would make you do something like convert and become a Nazi?”

“Well Rabbi,” says Bernie, “I come to Synagogue and and hear talk to the other Jews, all I hear is bad stuff, the Arabs hate us, the Europeans hate Jews, the President hates us. I hear the same thing, over and over and over.

“But the Nazi party?”  Says the Rabbi?

“You Bet,” says Bernie, “I went to one meeting and there was nothing bad, all they kept saying was the Jews own the Banks, the Jews run the government, the Jews own the media and Hollywood. It made me so proud.

I know how Bernie feels especially when reading about Antisemitism in Egypt. They are so creative. Sure they pass along the hateful propaganda that Jew own the media, Hollywood, banks and control the US government, but they also come up with such unusual ways to slander the Jewish people.

Remember what happened last December when Egyptian swimmers were attacked by sharks. An Egyptian official claimed that a shark that killed one person and left four others injured in Egypt could have been placed there by agents from Mossad, the Israeli spy agency.

It wasn’t some low level official either,

Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha, the regional governor, claimed it was not “out of the question” that Israel could have planned the attacks on tourists to dent the Egyptian economy.

After reading that story, all I could think was “Damn We’re good, even though I knew the story was nonsense.

The latest news from Egypt contains another one of those “Damn We’re Good” moments, combined with a little bit of nonsense from Adam Sandler’s movie, You Don’t Mess with the Zohan.

Israeli citizen Ofir Harrari, recently accused by Egypt of spying for Israel, was allegedly involved in a complicated scheme intended to harm Egyptian reproduction abilities, Egypt’s official state paper Al-Ahram has claimed.

Harrari, accused by Egypt of being an agent of the Mossad, is set be tried in absentia on charges of “spying for a foreign country with the purpose of harming Egyptian national interest,” news agency MENA reported on Sunday.

“According to the public prosecutor’s office’s investigation, ‘Mossad agent Ofir Harrari’ instructed Jordanian Ibrahim abu-Zaid to set up a company in Egypt which would exclusively import an Israeli hair product, for both men and women, which causes infertility. This in order to completely destroy Egyptian reproduction abilities,” Al-Ahram states.

Gee whiz, the Mossad messing with Egyptian hair products as to make Egyptians sterile.

Isn’t it great how one of only two nation’s that has made peace with the Jewish State has such great respect for the Jewish people that they make up stories just to show our brilliance?  Damn, Those Jews are good!

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