The Taliban has a list of banned items and activities worthy of a fatwa or death sentence. So I was tagged to list all the rules I have broken that make me worthy of a fatwa. I’m supposed to tag other bloggers to carry on the call for fatwas.

My friend Debbie of the Right Truth Tagged me but said that I don’t have to do it if I don’t want to. Debbie I am going to take the cowards way out..I am going to complete the task but I am not going to tag anyone else.

I am guilty of breaking the following Taliban Rules

• The Banning on all paper bags, with the death penalty for possession.
• Mixed Gender education: I taught a coed Marketing class at CW Post
• banning leather jackets
• banning white socks (especially with black shoes)
• banning all sports played between late afternoon and evening to avoid disturbing prayers
• banning all foreign currency
• Banning all film and talking pictures
• Banned TV and VCRs
• Ordered that all people with non-Islamic names change them to Islamic ones. Sammy Al Benoit?
• Ordered that men wear Islamic clothes and a cap.
• Ordered that all people attend prayers in mosques five times daily. Does my three times at minyan count?
• Banning kite flying
• Banning all English language classes–Crap I failed Spanish
• Banning the display of any drawings or sculptures of living things at workplaces..but what do I do with my Kinky Freidman for Governor poster?

Well I guess I will be going to Taliban Prison. But it looks like Debbie will be in a cell also. And that is the Right Truth.