Moses Was Screwed! He's In The Movies But Not in the Seders

Moses was screwed! There is no other way to put it.

At sundown April 18th, Jews all across the world will begin the celebration of the holiday of Passover. Outside of Israel, the first two days of the holiday begin with a Seder (Jewish holidays begin in the evening) a family ritual based on the Biblical verse commanding:

“You shall tell your son on that day, saying, ‘It is because of what the Lord did for me when I came out of Egypt.'” (Exodus 13:8)

Notice it says what the Lord did for me? Because of that line God gets all the credit (which he deserves) but only God.

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The “instructions manual” for the Seder is called the Haggadah, a book that contains the narrative of the Israelite exodus from Egypt, special blessings and rituals, commentaries from the Sages, and special Passover songs. Seder customs include drinking four cups of wine, eating matza, partaking of symbolic foods placed on the Passover Seder Plate (bitter herbs, hard boiled eggs, etc), and reclining while we eat to act as free people. In my house that is supplemented with song parodies, stupid parlor tricks (like changing water into blood) and family discussion about the meaning of the freedoms given to us by God.

One key player in the exodus story is missing from the entire Haggadah…Moses; Prophet, miracle maker, former prince of Egypt, and tennis player (the Bible says Moses served in the courts of Pharaoh). Can you believe it, the guy who put his arse online, confronted the most powerful king on earth before and after each plague, split the Reed Sea doesn’t get a mention in the official explaining the exodus script? (Reed Sea no typo in Hebrew its Yam Suf, Sea of Reeds).

Beginning at age 80 this poor guy had to lead 600,000 Jews on a forty year trip through the wilderness and when he was 12o and they finally approached their destination he was replaced by his number two Joshua who was almost 30 years younger than him and he gets nothing on Passover. Moses deserves better treatment after enduring forty years of “not asking for directions” jokes. And the complaints!! The long wilderness walk was where Jews began the tradition which still exists today, whining about the food during a trip, can you imagine what poor Moses had to listen to? One indication is what they called the food sent down from heaven itself; Manna. Translated into English Manna literally means “what is this?”

Near the end of the Seder, a glass of wine is poured, the front door is opened and an ancient prophet is invited in to parse his thirst…Elijah. Elijah?!?!? Moses was endured Pharoah, the Exodus, forty years of wandering in a desert-like wilderness and he doesn’t even get offered a glass of freaking water, but Elijah, Mr. “ride a flaming chariot into heaven”, gets a glass of wine at every Seder in every house across the world.

Elijah From Flaming Chariot To Passover Wine Enthusiast

Please note, ignoring Moses was not a biblical command, but a man-made decision. the Haggadah is a book put together by the sages after the destruction of the Second Temple in Jerusalem so Jews would have a guideline of how to celebrate the holiday without the animal sacrifices conducted in Jerusalem. It was those sages who said ix-nay on the oses-may.

So in honor of poor Moses, who had to deal with so much and still gets blamed for the fact that if he made a right instead of a left the Jews would have all the oil, I thought it would be fun to look at some of the ways he was portrayed in Hollywood:

(if you cannot see seven videos below click here)

The 1923 Cecil B. DeMille Silent Version of The Ten Commandments:

The Moses We All Know,Charlton Heston from the 1956 Cecil B. DeMille Remake of The Ten Commandments:

Trailer (in Italian) for 1975 TV Mini-Series, Moses Starring Burt Lancaster

DreamWorks Animated Prince Of Egypt With Val Kilmer as the Voice of Moses

Ben Kingsley as Moses in the 1996 TBS Miniseries Moses

The Ten Commandments (Musical) Val Kilmer as Moses

Dougray Scott as Moses in the 2006 Miniseries The Ten Commandments

Perhaps The Most Human Portrayal of Moses Ever (OK maybe not but at least its the funniest), Mel Brooks in The History of the World Part 1

Somewhere around 34 centuries ago, Moses acted as God’s agent helping the children of Israel leave Egypt and head to the Holy Land. Yet every Passover Seder since then has virtually ignored him. Hey may have been mentioned during the century but only in the context of more complaints “Well if Moses made a right turn instead of a left, we would have all the oil.”

It is my hope that this humble attempt evens the playing field a bit, and by the way Moses, if you find yourself in the neighborhood during the Seders please stop by for some brisket, a drink of wine and some storytelling with family and friends. As we say at the beginning of each Seder:

Whoever is hungry, let him come and eat [even ignored prophets]; whoever is in need, let him join us for the Seder of Passover. This year we are here; next year in the land of Israel. This year we are slaves; next year may we be free people.

May this coming year see people all over the world realize freedom from oppression of all kinds, from tyrannical despots to well meaning politicians who take away freedoms from some in order to transfer wealth to others.

(If anybody knows of more movie Moses’ please put link in the comments)