Moses was screwed! There is no other way to put it.
At sundown tonight, Jews all across the world will begin the celebration of the holiday of Passover. Outside of Israel, the first two days of the holiday begin with a Seder (Jewish holidays begin in the evening) a family ritual based on the Biblical verse commanding:
“You shall tell your son on that day, saying, ‘It is because of what the Lord did for me when I came out of Egypt.'” (Exodus 13:8)
Notice it says what the Lord did for me? Because of that line God gets all the credit (which he deserves) but only God.
The “instructions manual” for the Seder is called the Haggadah, a book that contains the narrative of the Israelite exodus from Egypt, special blessings and rituals, commentaries from the Sages, and special Passover songs. Seder customs include drinking four cups of wine, eating matza, partaking of symbolic foods placed on the Passover Seder Plate (bitter herbs, hard boiled eggs, etc), and reclining while we eat to act as free people. In my house that is supplemented with song parodies, stupid parlor tricks (like changing water into blood) and family discussion about the meaning of the freedoms given to us by God.
One key player in the Exodus story is missing from the entire Haggadah…Moses; Prophet, miracle maker, former prince of Egypt, and tennis player (the Bible says Moses served in the courts of Pharaoh). Can you believe it, the guy who put his arse online, confronted the most powerful king on earth before and after each plague, split the Reed Sea doesn’t get a mention in the official explaining the exodus script? (Reed Sea no typo in Hebrew its Yam Suf, Sea of Reeds).
Beginning at age 80 this poor guy had to lead 600,000 Jews on a forty year trip through the wilderness hearing nothing– and when the guy was 120 years old, he got them close to their destination and poor Moses gets replaced by a younger guy, Joshua (who was only 90).
Moses deserves better treatment after enduring forty years of “not asking for directions” jokes. And the complaints!! The long wilderness walk was where Jews began a tradition which still exists today, whining about the food during a trip, can you imagine what poor Moses had to listen to? One indication of their whining is what they called the food sent down from heaven itself; Manna. Translated into English Manna literally means “what is this?”
Near the end of the Seder, a glass of wine is poured, the front door is opened and an ancient prophet is invited in to parse his thirst…Elijah. Elijah?!?!? Moses was endured Pharoah, the Exodus, forty years of wandering in a desert-like wilderness and he doesn’t even get offered a glass of freaking water, but Elijah, Mr. “ride a flaming chariot into heaven,” gets a glass of wine at every Seder in every house across the world. MOSES Doesn’t get a mention….See what I mean?
Ignoring Moses was not a biblical command, but a man-made decision. The Haggadah is a book put together by Rabbis after the destruction of the Second Temple in Jerusalem so Jews would have a guideline of how to celebrate the holiday without the animal sacrifices conducted in Jerusalem. It was those sages who said ix-nay on the oses-may.
So in honor of poor Moses, who had to deal with so much and still gets blamed for the fact that if he made a right instead of a left the Jews would have all the oil, I thought it would be fun to look at some of the ways he was portrayed in Hollywood:
(if you cannot see Nine videos below click here)
The 1923 Cecil B. DeMille Silent Version of The Ten Commandments:
The Moses We All KnowCharlton Heston from the 1956 Cecil B. DeMille Remake of The Ten Commandments:
Trailer (in Italian) for 1975 TV Mini-Series, Moses Starring Burt Lancaster
Ben Kingsley as Moses in the 1996 TBS Miniseries Moses
The Ten Commandments (Musical) Val Kilmer as Moses
Dougray Scott as Moses in the 2006 Miniseries The Ten Commandments
The Queen Version–Passover Rhapsody – A Jewish Rock Opera
Perhaps The Most Human Portrayal of Moses Ever (OK maybe not…. but at least its the funniest), Mel Brooks in The History of the World Part 1
and the Latest entrant…the History Channel’s Bible series:
He may have been mentioned during the last century but only in the context of more complaints “Well if Moses made a right turn instead of a left, we would have all the oil.”
Whoever is hungry, let him come and eat [even ignored prophets]; whoever is in need, let him join us for the Seder of Passover. This year we are here; next year in the land of Israel. This year we are slaves; next year may we be free people.