Last week Seraphim Mentzelopoulos, AKA The Metropolite of Piraeus Seraphima a leading Priest of the Greek Orthodox Church went on Greek TV to say that Jews such as “Rockefeller, Rothschild and Soros control the international banking system that controls globalization.”
Although this news initially horrified me, I now realize that the time to be horrified is over. It is high time to fess up and tell the world the truth: We Jews do control US policy; in fact we run the world. And we’ve been running things for a very long time, manipulating world events for our own needs.
It’s time to reveal the truth that many famous people throughout history were actually Jewish — part of the plot to perpetuate the myth and keep us in charge.
Martin Luther – yep, a Jew! But that one was pretty obvious. After all, he is famous for quitting his church to form a new one. Ever talk to a Jew about where he prays? He will tell you about the Synagogue he goes to and the one he would never set foot in.
Napoleon was a Jew — no wonder he wanted to reconvene the Sanhedrin. The French Emperor had this nervous habit of playing with the Star of David hanging on a chain around his neck all the time. The guy would look ridiculous always sticking his hand in his shirt to play with the Star.
Alexander Graham Bell, another closet Jew, the only reason he invented the telephone was so he could call his mother.
Now that a great film director such as Oliver Stone and a big shot Greek Orthodox priest have brought things out in the open, maybe we should be totally honest and start telling the world everything.
For those of you wondering about the media…yep it’s Jewish controlled. We have this guy Lenny (a Levite) who lives in Cleveland with his wife and two kids. Lenny inherited the media-control job from his father, Mel, who in 1942 was able to convince the New York Times and other western newspapers to bury coverage of the Holocaust on page 27. That’s the real reason they downplayed it.
All the news media in the world report to Lenny. As a news director, he is the best we’ve had for centuries. It was Lenny who thought up the idea that most news media should slant their coverage against Israel. He figured that if reporters give the impression that Jewish blood is cheap, no one would figure out that we were actually running things. A few years ago Lenny won a UJA (Underground Jewish Action) award for coming up with the idea that media should not use the word “terrorist” whenever a Jew was killed.
For those of you who follow football, last year’s entire NFL Cinderella story of the New Orleans Saints was Lenny’s creation. Lenny’s cousin Freddie (on his Mother’s side) owns a pizza joint in New Orleans and Lenny owed him a favor, that championship season was great for Freddie’s business, take out was up 300%.
The banks? No one believes that silly thing about Jewish bankers in New York controlling all the money. Sure, they’re all Jewish, but they come from the Netherlands, not New York. We run the world’s monetary system from the EU central office. Our man there is named Harvey Cohn. Harvey runs a tight ship.
I spoke to Harvey today; he agrees that it’s time to let the cat out of the bag. But there is one thing he would like to do first. You see, much of the world’s “anti-Semitism” is part of the plot to perpetuate the myth that we do not run the world. Heck, Harvey even has Mel Gibson on the payroll (please don’t tell anyone it’s bad for his image).
There is one country whose leadership isn’t involved in the scam. Great Britain’s government really does hate the Jews. Harvey says that before the word gets out, he wants to use his vast financial powers to cancel every credit card owned by a member of the British government and its royal family (especially Prince Charles).
One thing that may surprise people is that Barack Obama is actually Jewish. He converted five years ago (it’s the only way we would let him run for president). I was honored by being invited to his bris. My wife made even made a cheesecake. We even told him that he had to pick a Jew like Rahm Emanuel as Chief of Staff. Obama’s anti-Israel policy was also Harvey’s brainchild. With his apparent over-the-top hatred of Israel, no one will believe that he is really Jewish.
As far as foreign policy goes, it’s been Jewish controlled for a long time. Even deceased Defense Secretary Caspar Weinberger was in on it; he just acted like he hated Jews to throw people off the trail.
Oh, and that those tensions with Iraq? Well, Pat Buchanan was right — our idea. But it has nothing to do with Israel, and everything to with chickpeas. You see, one thing that we don’t control is the falafel market, and that is going to change very, very soon.
And by the way, the Saudis were right; Barbie dolls were created as a plot to destroy the minds of Muslim children. And about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, can you believe that some people still think that’s a forgery?!
I think the most fun project we have done recently is giving the Iranians missile technology, we put a flaw in the system and can hardly wait for the Iranian government to find out that they are a bunch of tools…Zionist tools. The credit for this idea goes to Secretary of State Hillary (her real name is Hadassah) Clinton. Don’t believe me? Why do you think her daughter married a Jew?
Coming out with the truth may lift a terrible burden from our shoulders. No more hiding, no more plotting, just going about the business of ruling the world. There is, however, a downside. What if people don’t believe us? What if people were to hate us so much that they start to think we have little control over world events? What if they were to think that the Jews are an ancient people who survived only through love of God and His Torah? What if people were to look at us, not as world dominators, but as the teachers of how to love God and each other? What am I saying? No one could believe that!
Dear Readers, this is the final one of my favorite posts of 2010. Tomorrow I fly home with my family and God willing I will be up and running tomorrow night.