Just what America needs another circus act who wants to be President. It looks as if Jesse Ventura, the former unsuccessful governor of Minnesota will Joining Donald Trump as the comic relief of the 2016 presidential campaign. The major difference between the two is that Trump is merely a self-absorbed joke, Jesse Ventura is a conspiracy theorist and a douche (I know of no other way to describe a former Navy Seal who sues the widow of another Navy Seal).
“As an independent, you don’t want an incumbent, so the office will
be wide open,” he surmised. “I’ll tell you right now what I would run
on: I would run with no political party and I would give the people of
the United States of America the opportunity to elect their first
president since George Washington – the father of our country – who does not belong to a political party.”
Having penned the literary offering “DemoCRIPS and ReBLOODlicans,”
Ventura has long been an outspoken critic of the United States’ current
two-party system. Speaking live with Piers Morgan, the
man once known as “The Body” suggested he’s not alone. And as such, he
“I believe the time is right for that in 2016. I believe on that
issue alone, you would have a great chance to win the presidency because
there are that many people out there who are completely disgusted with
both of these political parties, and would have the chance to make
history and elect since George Washington, with no party affiliation, if
Jesse Ventura ran.”
Last week the former professional wrestler announced he is now suing the widow of American Hero and former Navy SEAL Chris Kyle,for defamation because the soldier wrote about an alleged fight he had with Ventura. Ventura initially filed the suit against Kyle, the SEAL who had the most confirmed kills in American military history, because Kyle said that he knocked Ventura to the floor during a fight outside of a bar. Ventura, has now refiled the suit and against Kyle’s wife Taya after Kyle was killed in February when he was shot by a former soldier who he was helping deal with PTSD. Real classy move.
Perhaps Ventura is running so he can prove those conspiracies he has been peddling on TruTV such as the “truth” about 9/11, the end of the world in 2012, how a Wall Street oligarchy manipulates stock prices, etc., a perfect background to be leader of the free world.
An unsuccessful governor, a former Navy Seal and foppish pro wrestler who sues a Navy Seal’s widow and a man who believes in government conspiracies–yeah that’s the ticket.
Here’s an Idea since Trump is a birther and Ventura is a 9/11 truther, perhaps they can run for president together–you know rotate–one day Trump plays president, the other Ventura.
Forget it! It wont work. Both of these circus acts would need to be president on the ODD days.