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Okay the creep who attacked the dog deserves to have nasty things done to him, but how could I not report this real live man bites dog story?  Now I can cross one more thing off my bucket list…a man bites dog story. It’s from the UK Telegraph.

Police are hunting a man seen biting a dog.

The suspect was spotted punching and hitting the whimpering animal in Gloucester before sinking his teeth into it.

A police spokesman said: “The man was walking along Eastgate Street towards Southgate Street in Gloucester between 6pm and 6.30pm last Thursday, December 4.

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“It has been reported that he was abusing the dog, thought to be a brown and white Staffordshire Bull Terrier, by punching, hitting and biting it.

My friend Ed Morrissey of Hot Air says now that a man bites dog story has been published, “That’s it. We can pack it up and go home now.” (Neither one of us are going anywhere)

This is exciting, I haven’t felt this way since my Bar Mitzvah!.

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