Its easy to feel bad for Britain’s Prince Charles, after all the guy’s main purpose in life is to wait for his mum to die so he can take over her Job. Charlie has spend his life looking for his “special purpose.” The man has been pampered in royalty all his life so he doesn’t even have an idea of how the real world works. Charles has been searching for a reason to exist all of his life, sometimes publicly.
Remember the revelation in 1993 that he was so lost, looking so hard for a purpose in life that he offered to work as his girlfriend’s trousers, or even her tampon. If that doesn’t show a lost soul looking for a purpose, what does?
Unfortunately for the Prince, things haven’t gotten any better. He now believes he is some sort of Messiah figure put on earth to save the earth from industry. Buy fighting the spread of industrialization the prince believes, the earth’s environment will be saved.
It all started last month when he suggested that through Islam the environment will be saved.
His speech, merging religion with his other favourite subject, the environment, marked the 25th anniversary of the organisation, of which he is patron.
He added: ‘The inconvenient truth is that we share this planet with the rest of creation for a very good reason – and that is, we cannot exist on our own without the intricately balanced web of life around us.
‘Islam has always taught this and to ignore that lesson is to default on our contract with creation.’
Unfortunately for the Prince and the British People, it has gotten worse, Charles now believes that HE is a Messiah. The UK Newspaper, The Daily Mail provided highlights of a TV special to be aired on NBC in Novemeber revealing that the future King of England has a bit of a Messiah Complex.
Giving a fascinating insight into his view of his inherited wealth and influence, he said: ‘I can only somehow imagine that I find myself being born into this position for a purpose.
‘I don’t want my grandchildren or yours to come along and say to me, “Why the hell didn’t you come and do something about this? You knew what the problem was”. That is what motivates me.
‘I wanted to express something in the outer world that I feel inside… We seem to have lost that understanding of the whole of nature and the universe as a living entity.’
That poor Prince, still looking for his “special purpose” now believing he was put on earth to save the world from industrialization.
His impassioned comments come during a film about his belief that unbridled commerce has led to the destruction of farmland and countryside.
..In a trailer to the film, the prince spoke passionately about his decades-long quest for what he described in a statement as ‘a sacred duty of stewardship of the natural order of things’.
He said: ‘I started 22 years ago on something that nobody really wanted to know about except a few people who thought it was pretty crazy.
‘The way nature presents itself – we’ve turned it into merely a mechanical process.
Sacred duty? Special Purpose??? This poor man believes that he is a Messiah. He cannot be a Christian or Jewish Messiah as he has a long-standing objection to visiting Israel, a requirement for either job. But when you look at his statements about Islam being able to save the world, and his fights against modern industry, it is obvious that the Prince believes that he can be a Messiah to the radical Islamists in Pakistan or Iran. Heck maybe he believes he is the Twelfth Imam.
Folks it is painfully obvious that the poor man is lost. Having no purpose in life he is trying to invent one. There is no chance that he can be his first choice, Tampon and most of the world does not want to revert back to pre-industrial times so Messiah doesn’t work either.
It’s been suggested that maybe the Princes “special purpose” could be as a human satellite dish or human checkered flag for NASCAR.
But even though he has the appropriate physical features, both those choices involve modern industrial tools so the Prince would be miserable as he hangs out waiting for his Mom to die so he can achieve his “special purpose”
In the interests of helping this poor man out, someone who has no concept of the real world and whose life has no meaning, all because of an accident of birth please do the humane thing and help us find him a special purpose. If you can think of some ideas, please leave them as comments below. I will gather them and help Charles find a reason for his poor existence.