At midnight Michael Bloomberg, the Mommy Mayor, Emperor of everything east of the Hudson River until Long Island…will be sent on his merry, cranky way into retirement. But before he goes, lets sit back with a sugared soda of at least 17oz, a good cigar, and a large pizza with extra triglycerides and remember all that the man has done for this city….banning this, and that.

So in the interests of the man who has no regard for personal freedom, lets take a look at all the stuff that Michael Bloomberg has banned :

* Overruled/appealed ban
** Suggested/voluntary ban
*** Proposed/pending ban

All but the final one (H/T Gizmodo)