The series of valentines below were not generated by my sick mind, but from someone working at the RNC. It’s pretty funny so I thought it worthy to share their 6 (and added one of my own at the end):
1.) Wallow by yourself.
Do you think Cubans are fighting for healthcare or freedom from Communism?
2.) Do the same thing year, after year, after YEAR.
3.) Stick your Valentine with a huge tab.
4.) Follow your Valentine, or a reporter, into the bathroom.
5.) Flirt with someone else.
6.) Not showing up.
(I had to add a 7th)
7.) Betray your valentine…
7A.) And hook-up with a new one.