The series of valentines below were not generated by my sick mind, but from someone working at the RNC. It’s pretty funny so I thought it worthy to share their 6 (and added one of my own at the end):

6 Ways to Ruin Valentine’s Day (brought to you by the Democrats)

1.) Wallow by yourself.

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2.) Do the same thing year, after year, after YEAR.

3.) Stick your Valentine with a huge tab.


4.) Follow your Valentine, or a reporter, into the bathroom.

5.) Flirt with someone else.

6.) Not showing up.

(I had to add a 7th)


7.) Betray your valentine…


 

7A.) And hook-up with a new one.