Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller has learned that President Barack Obama is going to require that all Kosher Meals On Wheels programs add Ham to their menus. Citing the commerce clause of the constitution as well as the separation of Church (Synagogue) and state, Obama will claim that non-Jews in the Meals on Wheel’s coverage footprint areas should not be forced to miss out on “the other white meat.” In a related story the president will also announce that Halal Meals on Wheels will be exempted from the above rule.
Other stories covered in today’s Newsbusted the twice-weekly faux-news program from Newsbusters.org include why Chris Matthews is sad on this Valentines day, how the occupy movement has finally lead to some of the unemployed getting jobs, a look at the 27 states which do not have right to work laws and much, much more.
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