Build a Boat! It’s Gonna Start Flooding! (sometime soon). According to Mommy Mayor Bloomberg NYC is about to be flooded because of global warming, so he’s announced a $20 billion dollar plan to prevent the big apple from becoming the worlds largest bobbing for apples game. Its a reasonable plan with only two problems, the City doesn’t have that kind of money and the sea level isn’t rising, in fact temperatures haven’t risen in 15+ years.
Mayor Bloomberg unveiled a $20 billion plan to defend New York City from what he claim will be the ravages of global warming in the coming decades. His plan will cost the average New York City household nearly $3,000.
Bloomberg’s 430-page plan, Special Initiative for Rebuilding and Resiliency, includes approximately 250 recommendations ranging from new floodwalls and storm barriers to upgrades in the city’s power and telecommunications infrastructure. The plan also calls for $1.2 billion in loans and grants to help owners make buildings more resilient to floods and proposes changes in the city’s building code.
New York has always had to deal with the threat of flooding. Hurricanes and severe tropical storms have struck the area periodically since the founding of New Amsterdam (today’s New York) in 1624.
Bloomberg announced the plan by claiming New Yorkers could either “do nothing and expose ourselves to an increasing frequency of Sandy-like storms” or “make the investments necessary to build a stronger, more resilient New York.”
Bloomberg is correct about the frequency of bad hurricanes, there was Hurricane Donna in 1960 (a category 2), Hurricane Gloria in 1985, Irene in 2011 and Sandy in 2012. See–a-15-year-gap followed by a 26-year gap and a 1-year gap (there were other storms but these were the bad ones). Come on Mayor! Four bad hurricanes in 52 years and you are freaking out!
“I have trouble seeing exactly how spending $20 billion—that’s billion with a ‘b’—will prevent bad weather or climate,” said climate scientist Willie Soon. “In general, to be more prepared is a good thing. But preparing, as New York City is apparently doing, using the faulty climate modeling scenarios offered by the UN IPCC [United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change] is a serious distortion of basic science.”
As far as sea levels—that’s also nonsense. The President forgot ever since the last ice-age 10,000
years ago, sea levels have been rising. So unless the Neanderthals
were imitating Al Gore and flying private jets and driving gas guzzlers,
rising sea levels are not caused by man but by natural
The climate change hoaxers use computer models to predict that sea
levels would rise anywhere from 15 inches to 20 feet because of global
warming in the 21st century (the consensus number is closer to 3 feet).
But Mother Nature was never good at computer science. Satellite data
proved that the first decade of the 21st century sea level grew by only
0.83 inches (a pace of just 8 inches for the entire century). What’s
even worse (for the global warming hoaxers) there has been no rise
since 2006. Just like there has been no warming since 1998.
Gotta feel bad for the Mayor, he must be having some pretty bad nightmares to believe the City that never sleeps is going to become the city that can’t keep its head above the water. Maybe he should stop having spicy food before he goes to sleep. Perhaps instead he could relax with a nice 44 ounce Slurpee.