Here they go again! Those Global Warming Moonbats are just so creative, they figure out ways to blame the dumbest things on global warming. Some of may favorites include, Incredible shrinking sheep, Invasion of jellyfish in the Mediterranean, Surge in fatal shark attack, Boy Scout tornado deaths, Severe acne, Global conflict, Beer tasting different, Suicide of farmers in Australia, Bigger tuna fish,Longer days, Shorter days, Collapse of gingerbread houses in Sweden, Cow infertility, UFO sightings in the UK, Rise in insurance premiums, and Heroin addiction and a rise in bear attacks in Japan just to name a few. The only thing they haven’t blamed on global warming so far are the BP Oil Spill and the TSA wanting to touch our “junk” (those are Bush’s fault).
Just when you think that they can’t come up with anything else, the global warming moonbats come up with something new and even more creative. The latest piece of propaganda from Al Gore’s army is incredibly simple. The new claim is that if we don’t all agree to give into their hoax and destroy the economy, the winters are going to get colder. That’s right, global warming is going to cause global cooling.
Climate change could lead to colder winters in northern regions, according to a study by the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research on Tuesday. Vladimir Petoukhov, lead authority of the study, said a shrinking of sea ice in the eastern Arctic causes some regional warming of lower air levels and may lead to anomalies in atmospheric airstreams, triggering an overall cooling of the northern continents. “These anomalies could triple the probability of cold winter extremes in Europe and northern Asia,” he said.
“Recent severe winters like last year’s or the one of 2005/06 do not conflict with the global warming picture but rather supplement it.” Petoukhov, whose study is entitled “A link between reduced Barents-Kara sea ice and cold winter extremes over northern continents”, said in a statement a warming of the air over the Barents-Kara Sea appeared to bring cold winter winds to Europe. “This is not what one would expect,” Petoukhov said. “Whoever thinks that the shrinking of some far away sea ice won’t bother him could be wrong.” The U.N. panel of climate scientists say a creeping rise in global temperatures will bring ever more floods, droughts, heat waves and rising sea levels.
Lets get this straight, global warming is going to cause global cooling which is going to make the polar ice caps melt, right? Close enough. What it really all means is the climate change mafia has come up with another excuse to explain that global warming is real despite the fact that it isn’t happening.